Futurama: O Melhor Dos Filmes (Parte 2)

Puff it up a little.

Puff it up a little.

Like, you could say your ancient order is sensing deep upheaval in the cosmic life energy field.

Like, you could say your ancient order is sensing deep upheaval in the cosmic life energy field.

Okay, I'll try.

Okay, I'll try.

So like, a really, really long time ago...

So like, a really, really long time ago...

Eons ago...

Eons ago...

Ah, cool.

Ah, cool.

Eons ago...

Eons ago...

I'm rich! Rich! Rich!

I'm rich! Rich! Rich!

Rich!

Rich!

That must be my $400 now.

That must be my $400 now.

Hello.

Hello.

Or should I say, buenos dias.

Or should I say, buenos dias.

Hi.

Hi.

We own your company now.

We own your company now.

And you, Ignor.

And you, Ignor.

The evil I could tolerate, but the stupidity.

The evil I could tolerate, but the stupidity.

We're owl exterminators.

We're owl exterminators.

Good God.

Good God.

Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

Brothers, we have sprung upon the universal machine language time code.

Brothers, we have sprung upon the universal machine language time code.

The key to time travel.

The key to time travel.

What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

It was bound to be somewhere.

It was bound to be somewhere.

Look out, Vegas. I've got a system.

Look out, Vegas. I've got a system.

I'm bankrupt.

I'm bankrupt.

Your temper is out of control.

Your temper is out of control.

And to think I'd have never even known if it weren't for the lengthy and unsolicited tattling of Dr. Zoidberg.

And to think I'd have never even known if it weren't for the lengthy and unsolicited tattling of Dr. Zoidberg.

She also took home two rolls of scotch tape.

She also took home two rolls of scotch tape.

Thank you, Dr. Zoidberg.

Thank you, Dr. Zoidberg.

Hermes, incentivize that employee.

Hermes, incentivize that employee.

Something about seeing it on the Jumbotron makes it so much more real.

Something about seeing it on the Jumbotron makes it so much more real.

It's so scary.

It's so scary.

What are you supposed to do when the whole universe is coming to an end?

What are you supposed to do when the whole universe is coming to an end?

I have a thought.

I have a thought.

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho!

Stop screaming!

Stop screaming!

That's just what the bomb wants us to do.

That's just what the bomb wants us to do.

I say do what it tells us!

I say do what it tells us!

After all these eons, the Dark Ones are no more.

After all these eons, the Dark Ones are no more.

Will you preserve their DNA, oh great encyclopod?

Will you preserve their DNA, oh great encyclopod?

Um, I suppose I should.

Um, I suppose I should.

Wait, where'd it go?

Wait, where'd it go?

What?

What?

Sorry I've been taking up so much of Fry's time.

Sorry I've been taking up so much of Fry's time.

He's just so interesting.

He's just so interesting.

Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?

Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?

Oh, my, yes.

Oh, my, yes.

5.1 pounds.

5.1 pounds.

That's why his blood is so good on pancakes.

That's why his blood is so good on pancakes.

We made it through, Kif.

We made it through, Kif.

How many men did we lose?

How many men did we lose?

All of them.

All of them.

Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.

Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.

Seal the airlocks and draw the shades.

Seal the airlocks and draw the shades.

Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot shiny butt.

Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot shiny butt.

Well, at least we'll be remembered in song.

Well, at least we'll be remembered in song.

Wait a second. I have an idea.

Wait a second. I have an idea.

I surrender! Here, eat my friends.

I surrender! Here, eat my friends.

Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life.

Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life.

I shall preserve the DNA of Homo sapiens.

I shall preserve the DNA of Homo sapiens.

Huh. I thought you only saved the DNA of endangered species.

Huh. I thought you only saved the DNA of endangered species.

Farewell.

Farewell.

I guess he didn't hear me.

I guess he didn't hear me.

It's the only color they had in stock at Office Depot.

It's the only color they had in stock at Office Depot.

I hope you picked up some scotch tape while you were there.

I hope you picked up some scotch tape while you were there.

That's a good one.

That's a good one.

Continue returning fire.

Continue returning fire.

What?

What?

What did they say?

What did they say?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I can't hear a thing.

I can't hear a thing.

Hey, what's everybody talking about?

Hey, what's everybody talking about?

I have traveled far and seen deep,

I have traveled far and seen deep,

and I have come to know the purpose of our existence.

and I have come to know the purpose of our existence.

Finally.

Finally.

Thou shalt love the typical.

Thou shalt love the typical.

Well, at least we don't have to love one another.

Well, at least we don't have to love one another.

There's no such thing as a freeze ray.

There's no such thing as a freeze ray.

What, you mean a cone of coldness?

What, you mean a cone of coldness?

Yeah, that.

Yeah, that.

No! No!

No! No!

Fancy men are defenseless against cone of coldness!

Fancy men are defenseless against cone of coldness!

Hey! Hey! I'm freezing!

Hey! Hey! I'm freezing!

Bender! No!

Bender! No!

When will young people learn that dungeons and dragons won't make you cool?

When will young people learn that dungeons and dragons won't make you cool?