Todo Mundo Odeia O Chris – A Vida Da Festa

Wherever he went, my Uncle Lewis was the life of the party.

Wherever he went, my Uncle Lewis was the life of the party.

He danced.

He danced.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Don't get so excited.

Don't get so excited.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He sang.

He sang.

Solid.

Solid.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

I'm solid as a rock.

I'm solid as a rock.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

And nothing's changing.

And nothing's changing.

Tracee!

Tracee!

That's why I'm still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

That's why I'm still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

He even spun plates.

He even spun plates.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

But what he seemed to do best was irritate my father.

But what he seemed to do best was irritate my father.

And I was solid.

And I was solid.

Doo, doo, stomp, thump.

Doo, doo, stomp, thump.

With solid eyes, ooh.

With solid eyes, ooh.

Rocks was solid eyes, ooh.

Rocks was solid eyes, ooh.

Don't you see me trying to fit this turkey in this oven?

Don't you see me trying to fit this turkey in this oven?

Oh, yeah, just move the rack.

Oh, yeah, just move the rack.

Move the rack?

Move the rack?

Just move the rack.

Just move the rack.

You!

You!

I'm sorry, forgive me.

I'm sorry, forgive me.

I didn't go to college.

I didn't go to college.

Where's that carbonite?

Where's that carbonite?

Hey, hey, hey, Julius, man, I'm just trying to help.

Hey, hey, hey, Julius, man, I'm just trying to help.

You want to help me?

You want to help me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get back out there and start singing and dancing again.

Get back out there and start singing and dancing again.

That's how you can help me.

That's how you can help me.

What is your problem, man?

What is your problem, man?

I'm sick of you.

I'm sick of you.

That's my problem.

That's my problem.

Ever since you come over here, you've been trying to make me

Ever since you come over here, you've been trying to make me

look bad.

look bad.

I go out of my way to make a dinner for you, and you're out

I go out of my way to make a dinner for you, and you're out

there doing Aspen and Simpson.

there doing Aspen and Simpson.

I bought all these groceries and even used Mom's recipes.

I bought all these groceries and even used Mom's recipes.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Who told you to use Mom's recipes?

Who told you to use Mom's recipes?

You know Mama can't cook.

You know Mama can't cook.

I didn't tell you to do any of this.

I didn't tell you to do any of this.

All I said was that I'm coming over, huh?

All I said was that I'm coming over, huh?

And you're the one running around here looking

And you're the one running around here looking

like the Gallop and Gourmet.

like the Gallop and Gourmet.

Forget it.

Forget it.

I'm done.

I'm done.

You can't stop cooking.

You can't stop cooking.

You got people here, man.

You got people here, man.

They like you so much.

They like you so much.

Let's see how they like your cooking.

Let's see how they like your cooking.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.