Cena Do Bar | Cobra Kai

And that is an internal audit.

And that is an internal audit.

Now, obviously, an external audit is similar,

Now, obviously, an external audit is similar,

but as you can imagine, the stakes are a lot higher.

but as you can imagine, the stakes are a lot higher.

Sure, I'm not boring you.

Sure, I'm not boring you.

No.

No.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

This is all very, um, fascinating.

This is all very, um, fascinating.

Because I love the numbers.

Because I love the numbers.

They just, everything you want to know is right there.

They just, everything you want to know is right there.

It's kind of sexy if you think about it.

It's kind of sexy if you think about it.

Hi, Johnny.

Hi, Johnny.

Wow, what a nice surprise.

Wow, what a nice surprise.

I called you eight times.

I called you eight times.

Then I just started circling your usuals.

Then I just started circling your usuals.

Um, you know what, PJ?

Um, you know what, PJ?

Why don't you go grab us a table,

Why don't you go grab us a table,

and I will meet you over there?

and I will meet you over there?

Terrific. You know what?

Terrific. You know what?

I will order us a dozen oysters.

I will order us a dozen oysters.

Oh, isn't that thoughtful?

Oh, isn't that thoughtful?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here?

I should ask you the same question.

I should ask you the same question.

Shouldn't you be at home with our kid

Shouldn't you be at home with our kid

instead of scamming for a free meal with this nerd?

instead of scamming for a free meal with this nerd?

For the record, I actually came here

For the record, I actually came here

looking for a bartending position.

looking for a bartending position.

Yeah, sure you did.

Yeah, sure you did.

You need an application, Jen?

You need an application, Jen?

Shut up, Terry.

Shut up, Terry.

Do you know that our son is at your apartment

Do you know that our son is at your apartment

skipping school and smoking dope with a bunch of dirtbags?

skipping school and smoking dope with a bunch of dirtbags?

Well, that would be the first time ever

Well, that would be the first time ever

that you actually know where your son is,

that you actually know where your son is,

so congratulations.

so congratulations.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, sweetie.

Our table's ready.

Our table's ready.

We were just about to sit down for dinner.

We were just about to sit down for dinner.

I hope you don't mind.

I hope you don't mind.

Word of advice.

Word of advice.

She's not gonna go down on you unless you buy her dessert.

She's not gonna go down on you unless you buy her dessert.

All right, well, I'll let you guys finish up.

All right, well, I'll let you guys finish up.

I'll just be over here.

I'll just be over here.

Yeah, you let us finish up.

Yeah, you let us finish up.

So, you're just gonna let Robbie drop out of school?

So, you're just gonna let Robbie drop out of school?

I can't make that kid do anything anymore.

I can't make that kid do anything anymore.

Then you can come stay with me.

Then you can come stay with me.

I'll make him go to school.

I'll make him go to school.

Okay, yeah, sure.

Okay, yeah, sure.

You'll take care of him with all of your amazing dad skills.

You'll take care of him with all of your amazing dad skills.

Yeah, at least I'm not giving up on him.

Yeah, at least I'm not giving up on him.

Shit, Johnny.

Shit, Johnny.

You gave up on day one.

You gave up on day one.

Day one.

Day one.

Okay? I was the one that was there for him when he got mono.

Okay? I was the one that was there for him when he got mono.

I was the one that was there for him

I was the one that was there for him

when he built his own half-pipe and he broke his wrist.

when he built his own half-pipe and he broke his wrist.

Where the hell were you?

Where the hell were you?

All right, well, I'm here now.

All right, well, I'm here now.

It's too late, Chani.

It's too late, Chani.

There are no do-overs.

There are no do-overs.

You okay?

You okay?

I hear they make a fantastic apple brown patty.

I hear they make a fantastic apple brown patty.