Johnny Espanca Uma Gangue De Adolescentes

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Whoo!

Hey, yo, Brooks, get the light beer this time.

Gotta go wait for the meat.

Yeah. Hundo P, son.

Damn right. Whoo!

Man, you should get some condoms, dude.

Finish up and then beat it.

Excuse me?

This is my mart.

You ain't hustling no coin at my mart.

I'm not hustling.

I'm not homeless.

That's my car.

What the hell are you doing?

I got blown my spot!

He thought we were colleagues, don't mess.

I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer. I'm sorry.

Oh!

Yes! Let's go.

What are we doing?

What do we got here?

Yeah, what do you got? What do you got?

Hepto.

Oh, shit. Someone has freaking diarrhea.

Oh.

Hey, we should call it Rhea.

Dude, it's for my grandma.

Oh, it's for your grandma?

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.

Hey, you want it?

Hey, you can take all that shit.

Take that.

Yeah.

Bitch.

Asshole.

What'd you say, Rhea?

I didn't say anything.

Oh!

That's brute, guy.

Oh, what?

You crying?

Hey, where you going, pussy?

Oh!

Hey!

Watch your car, man.

Who's this dude?

Just leave the dork alone.

What?

See this guy?

Eating his dinner at the mini-mart like a bum?

Wait, I think I know this guy.

He's the jerk off that clean-by-dad septic tank.

Oh!

That explains why he smells like shit.

All right, trust me.

You guys are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong side.

Oh, really?

Get the hell out of here, loser.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh!

Ah!

Let's get him.

Ah!

Holy shit. How did you...

What's the matter?

Have you trouble breathing?

Is that all you got, ladies?

I'm okay. Let's go.

Get over here.

Aah!

This is better.

Having trouble breathing?

Hey!

Get off the kid!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

It's not his fault!

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.

Well, you said it.

So last night, was that like taekwondo or jiu-jitsu

or MMA or something?

It was karate.

Old school karate.

Do you think you could teach me?

What? No.

What? Come on.

Come on, when school starts, those guys are gonna make my life miserable.

That's not my problem.

Look, if I just knew a little bit of what you knew, then I would be fine.

Forget it! I don't do karate anymore.

All right? Besides, I need to find a job.

Well, you could open your own karate school.

It's called a dojo.

Well, you could open your own dojo.

Look, I'm not getting into this with you.

All right? I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.

All right, you want my advice? Stop being so annoying.

Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.

Okay.

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