Um Maluco No Pedaço: Pés Do Will Smith

You need a pedicure.

You need a pedicure.

Yeah, I would crack on your feet, but they don't reach all the way up here.

Yeah, I would crack on your feet, but they don't reach all the way up here.

Will.

Will.

Do you want to get married?

Do you want to get married?

I just said get out of my bed!

I just said get out of my bed!

Not to me, you pervert.

Not to me, you pervert.

I'm sorry, man. This is L.A.

I'm sorry, man. This is L.A.

I'm definitely getting married.

I'm definitely getting married.

And I want my wife to be a virgin.

And I want my wife to be a virgin.

Well, you better hurry up, man.

Well, you better hurry up, man.

Mother Teresa ain't getting no younger.

Mother Teresa ain't getting no younger.

My wife.

My wife.

The limber but unspoiled Brigitte.

The limber but unspoiled Brigitte.

She'll be an excellent homemaker

She'll be an excellent homemaker

and have the breasts the size of Australia.

and have the breasts the size of Australia.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man.

I just can't imagine waking up to the same woman

I just can't imagine waking up to the same woman

every day for the rest of my life.

every day for the rest of my life.

No matter how big Australia is.

No matter how big Australia is.

Come on, Will.

Come on, Will.

You really don't want to get married?

You really don't want to get married?

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man.

Maybe one day, you know, when I'm old and gray.

Maybe one day, you know, when I'm old and gray.

You know, around 29, 30 years old.

You know, around 29, 30 years old.

Heck, by then, young Carlton will be interviewing

Heck, by then, young Carlton will be interviewing

for preschool, and Carltonette will be

for preschool, and Carltonette will be

a little croissant in the oven.

a little croissant in the oven.

Well, that's good.

Well, that's good.

Then they'll be able to babysit little Will, Wilma, Willamina,

Then they'll be able to babysit little Will, Wilma, Willamina,

Wilton, and baby Willa.

Wilton, and baby Willa.

Goodnight, Will.

Goodnight, Will.

Carlton?

Carlton?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Is that your feet or did you break wind?

Is that your feet or did you break wind?

Sorry, Will.

Sorry, Will.