Leonard Convida Leslie Para Um Encontro | The Big Bang Theory

Hello, Leslie. Hi, Leonard.

Leslie, gostaria de propor uma

Leslie, I would like to propose an

Interessante. E você concorda que o

experiment. Leonard Right.

Nenhum. Nenhum.

Leslie, I would like to propose an

Talvez. Embora a história da ciência

experiment. Hang on.

a ficção não está do seu lado.

I'm trying to see how long it takes.

Isso é verdade.

A 500 kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat

Você já fez mal a algum ser humano ou

up my cup of noodles.

vir a sofrer danos? Claro que não.

I've done it about two seconds.

Bem, não.

2.6 for minestrone.

Sinto cheiro de robô.

Anyway, I was thinking more of a biosocial

Ah, nós tentamos nos beijar, mas a terra não

exploration with a neurochemical overlay.

Não sei se aguento.

Wait, are you asking me out?

Desligue.

I was going to characterize it as the

Acontece que eu conheço um lugar onde existem

modification of our colleagues friendship

muitas mulheres elegíveis, e Leonard poderia

paradigm with the addition of a date like

Cinco, seis, sete.

component. But we don't need to quibble over

O olho dela em você. Eu já passei por isso.

terminology.

What sort of experiment would you propose?

There is a generally accepted pattern in this

area. I would pick you up, take you to a

restaurant, then we would see a movie,

probably a romantic comedy featuring the

talents of Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock.

Interesting. And would you agree that the

primary way we would evaluate either the

success or failure of the date would be

based on the biochemical reaction during the

good night kiss?

Heart rate, pheromones, etcetera?

Yes.

Why don't we just stipulate that the date

goes well and move to the key variable?

You mean kiss you now?

Yes. Can you define the parameters of the

kiss?

Closed mouth, but romantic mint.

Thank you.

Can I count down from three?

No. I think it needs.

To be spontaneous.

I. What do you think?

You propose the experiment.

I think you should present your findings

first.

Fair enough. On the plus side, it was a good

kiss. Reasonable technique, no extraneous

spittle. On the other hand, no arousal.

None. None.

Are.

Well, thank you for your time.

Thank you.

None at all.

Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and

you didn't. Do you want me to tell you?

That depends when I learned that I'm a robot.

Will I be able to handle it?

Maybe. Although the history of science

fiction is not on your side.

Okay. Let me ask you this.

When I learned that I'm a robot, would I be

bound by Asimov's three Laws of robotics?

You might be bound by them right now.

That's true.

Have you ever harmed a human being or

through inaction, allow a human being to

come to harm? Of course not.

Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed

yourself to be harmed? Except in cases where

a human being would have been endangered?

Well, no.

I smell robot.

Hey, what's going on?

Internet's been down for half an hour.

Also, Sheldon may be a robot.

So how'd it go with Leslie?

Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't

move any more than the 383 miles that it was

going to move anyway.

Oh, I've seen that look before.

This is just going to be two weeks of moping

and tedious emo songs and calling me to come

down to pet stores to look at cats.

I don't know if I can take it.

You could.

Power down.

Well, as usual, Wolowitz has the solution.

I happen to know a place where there are

plenty of eligible women, and Leonard could

have his pick.

Remember the Latin hips.

Shoulders. Stay still and we sway.

One, two, three.

Five, six, seven.

I think Mrs. has got.

Her eye on you. I've been there.

You're in for a treat.