Inspetor De Saúde | Visita A Cobra Kai: Temporada 1, Episódio 2

From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor.

From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor.

You're gonna listen to me. Is that understood?

You're gonna listen to me. Is that understood?

Uh, yeah, Sensei.

Uh, yeah, Sensei.

Good.

Good.

Now stop yapping like a little girl

Now stop yapping like a little girl

and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles.

and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles.

Uh, okay.

Uh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh...

Uh...

All right, just do some crunches.

All right, just do some crunches.

Don't you have gym class or something?

Don't you have gym class or something?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Howdy there, Mr. Lawrence.

Howdy there, Mr. Lawrence.

Wait, Sensei.

Wait, Sensei.

Miguel, shut up.

Miguel, shut up.

What brings you in?

What brings you in?

Looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass?

Looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass?

No.

No.

I'm from the city health department.

I'm from the city health department.

It's a list of requirements.

It's a list of requirements.

Needed to open up an exercise studio.

Needed to open up an exercise studio.

This isn't an exercise studio.

This isn't an exercise studio.

This is a karate dojo.

This is a karate dojo.

Yeah, same deal.

Yeah, same deal.

Wow.

Wow.

This place needs a lot of work.

This place needs a lot of work.

You're not open for business, are you?

You're not open for business, are you?

You, you a customer here?

You, you a customer here?

Oh, no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning.

Oh, no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning.

He's helping me set up.

He's helping me set up.

I don't need to know about all that.

I don't need to know about all that.

My job is just to make sure this place is up to code.

My job is just to make sure this place is up to code.

You don't want a scabies outbreak

You don't want a scabies outbreak

like that hot yoga place over on Tujunga.

like that hot yoga place over on Tujunga.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

So I have to do all this crap before I even open?

So I have to do all this crap before I even open?

No, you need to do all that to get the certificate

No, you need to do all that to get the certificate

that's required to get the insurance you need to open.

that's required to get the insurance you need to open.

But you knew that when you signed your lease, right?

But you knew that when you signed your lease, right?

Right, yeah.

Right, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll drop in next week for another inspection.

I'll drop in next week for another inspection.

Huh.

Huh.

Cool rattlesnake.

Cool rattlesnake.

It's a cobra.

It's a cobra.

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

Duh.

Duh.

I'm such an idiot.

I'm such an idiot.

Cobra K.

Cobra K.